Ask Mal and Evie

Who's more protective?

Mal is probably the most physically protective.

Nobody hurts my sister and gets away with it. I'm not apologizing for threatening anyone that could possibly make Evie upset.

I know. And no one is asking you to. As for me, I'm probably the most verbally protective. Like... I'll snap at anyone or chew anyone out that would think of messing with Mal, but I try to physically protect her, too.

But I ultimately do better with the physical threats.

Yes, because you're scrappy.

Scrappy?

Yeah, scrappy. But in a good way.

There is no good way to be scrappy. And you'd better not be subtly comparing me to Scrappy Doo.

No, of course not! But now that you bring it up, Scrappy's little and full of fire kind of like you...

But Scrappy Doo is annoying!

Exactly!

Well, there's love for you. Turning around on you when you least expect it.

Oh, M, I love you!

Yeah, yeah.

I do!

I know... I love you, too.