Ask Mal and Evie

Do you like Starbucks?

No. Because it's the devil. Starbucks must fall!

They always get her name wrong on the cup and call her Mel, and so now she's waging war on them.

It's against all laws of respectfulness! Crazy insane people! How hard is it to put an "a" instead of an "e"?!!!

I don't mind Starbucks. They make really good lattes. My only problem is just that they are really overpriced for coffee that I could probably just make at home.

E, you couldn't make that coffee at home.

Why not?

Because you'd burn the kitchen down.

But I wouldn't be cooking anything!

I know, but you're disastrous like that.

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!