Ask Mal and Evie

Favorite and least favorite country music song?

I like "Queens Don't" by RaeLynn because it reminds me of E.

Aww. Yeah, that is a good one. I probably like---

Don't go with something like danged Dolly Parton from two hundred years ago.

Dolly Parton's "Jolene."

Aaaaand she went with something from two hundred years ago.

Oh, M, just go with it. I like "Jolene" because I always replace Jolene with Charlene like my Jeep.

She does, and it's horrid. She gets on a roll sometimes, and it's soooo annoying.

It's not that bad.

But my least favorite country song would probably be "The Git Up" by Blanco Brown because it reminds me of our country trip we took together when Evie embarrassed us all in front of the locals by trying to dance like a cowgirl. 

It was so fun, though, M! 

Yeah. For you and Uma.

Uma got out and danced with me.

I think she was just trying to embarrass Audrey, me, and Jane even more.

Maybe. But anyways, my least favorite country song is "Body Like a Backroad" by Sam Hunt.

And just why do you not like that song?

It's so annoying because it gets stuck in my head. And it's inappropriate, too.

Come on, E, don't be an old lady.

I'm not being an old lady! There is such a thing as morals, Mal. Obviously not in culture today, though.

Oh, boy, here she goes.