Ask Mal and Evie

How many times have you two gotten into a fight?

As far as serious fights? I can count them on one hand. 

Yep. Now as far as silly arguments that we get into when we're just joking around and playing? Tons. 

Yeah. Those usually consist of things like who loves who the most, which it's obviously me loving her the most, and---

I caught that casual flyby response. And you are fully aware that I love you more than you love me.

No, I have infinite love capacity. You said so yourself!

That's true. Maybe you do love me the most.

You're not playing this right, M!

Come here, you dodo... We love each other equally. How about that?

I like that answer.

Thank you to @just_descendants for the ask!