Ask Mal and Evie

Who's the worst driver?

Mal.

Evie.

What?! I will have you know that I am an excellent driver!

Yeah, until somebody sparks that horrible road rage of yours.

M! Everyone has their weaknesses. But other than that, I am a perfect driver.

Almost always she is. After all, she does have her hands perfectly placed on the steering wheel and she knows all the traffic rules.

Thank you--- wait a minute! What do you mean "almost always?"

E, just the other day, me and you were driving along and talking and you nearly mowed down a pedestrian in the midst of paying more attention to me than the road!

He was fine! I didn't even hit him!

Because I was paying more attention to the road than you were!

Well, M, I think that I should get points because I have my priorities straight. My sister is infinitely more important to me than a silly road.

That's sweet, but I really think that our lives are more important than paying attention to each other.

You're just jealous that I'm winning the best friend award.

Not jealous, just not ready for you to win it while being lowered six feet under.

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!