Ask Mal and Evie

Thoughts on Chad?

He's... Not the brightest crayon in the box or the smartest cookie in the jar or the sharpest tool in the shed... I guess that's what I'm thinking about him.

Really? Because I was thinking that he was the biggest jerk I've ever seen and I'd love to break his arm off and beat him with the bloody end just as the beginning of retribution for what he did to you.

Mal feels a bit more strongly about things than I do when it comes to Chad.

How would you feel if he did it to me?

Well, I would probably be ready to introduce his behind to the business end of my stilettos.

See? My point exactly.