Ask Mal and Evie

Tea or coffee?

I'm a coffee-drinker.

And I'm a tea-drinker.

I just never got the appeal of slurping up all that green weird stuff in your drink.

Because it's good for you, M. Better for you than coffee.

Well, it's all full of caffeine, E, and coffee tastes better than tea anyway.

That's not true. Have you ever had sweet iced tea?

Yeah. Why?

That's the most wonderful drink known to mankind! How could you be so laissez-faire about this?!

Because it's not that great?

It's practically a delicacy!

Black coffee is a delicacy, too.

That stuff?! It's like watery mud that someone decided to sell in a store!

Y'know, I'm beginning to think that you're anti-coffee.

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!