Ask Mal and Evie

Do you have any pets?

Does Mal count?

Ha, ha, Genevieve, you are so hilarious.

I was serious!

Well, Evie has no pets, contrary to the rudeness that she has just uttered, but I have a black cat called Cootie.

Ooh, ooh, M, tell them where it got its name!

Ugh... Evie named it...

Yes! Because it's cute and an annoying little cootie just like it's mom!

Y'know, you are walking on seriously thin ice right now, E.