Ask Mal and Evie

Do either of you write fanfiction?

I don't. I am most certainly not a writer. At all.

I don't write either. Definitely not.

Evie does, though. And it is the best stuff I've ever read.

I do not!

You do, too. Heck, you even let me read it after you're through.

But you're not supposed to tell people!

Jeez, E, I didn't know there were rules about it. I was just trying to brag on my best friend.

You're sweet. But please don't tell anyone else.

I won't. 

Good.

But no promises that Uma won't...

What?!

I might've told Uma when I was bragging to her about how great you are...

Oh, my gosh, I've got to find her now! UMA?!!!

And that's my cue to run.