Ask Mal and Evie

What would you call yourself if you were a rapper?

Mal would be Lil' M. Undoubtedly.

What?! Why can't I have a name that doesn't have the implication of me being small?

Because you're tiny and cute.

Ugh... And let me guess, you're Big E?

No! Of course not!

Good, because---

I'm Evadonna.

What in the actual heck is that?

My rapper name!

That's ridiculous.

And I've already got my first song planned!

Oh, no---

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Evie from the block! Used to have a little, now I have a lot! No matter where I go, I know where I came from!

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What do you think?

That was painful.