Ask Mal and Evie

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

I'm a vampire. I've always stuck to that philosophy.

Well... I usually hate the idea of being a blood-sucking undead creature of the night, but this time, I have to say that's the best option.

I thought you liked dogs?

I do, but can you imagine the nightmare it would be to brush all that fur? And I might get fleas or something!

Don't worry, E, I'd get you Frontline Plus.

Oh, joy....

Only the best for my bestie, after all.

I feel so loved....