Do you drink alcohol?

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Good heavens, no!

Jeez, E, calm down some. But nah, neither of us do. However, we did have a certain incident where we drank some on accident.

M! That's embarrassing!

Yeah, but it was hilarious. I puked on Uma's shoe and you puked on Ben's back after seeing me barf.

And that was all that happened.

No, no, that wasn't all! I nearly beat up Doug at the party in front of everybody and you danced on the juice bar, which was absolutely funny as heck.

We don't make good drunks...

No, but we're hilarious drunks.

I'm sure Uma and Ben would disagree after having to drag us home.

Maybe, but who's asking them?

Obviously not you.

Ya got that right.



Thank you to @bal4life1 for the ask!

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