Ask Mal and Evie

Who's the better cook?

Neither of us.

We both suck.

Unless you like eggshells in your scrambled eggs or soupy pancakes.

Yeah. Don't ask us for breakfast.

But I can make a good salad.

Of course you can. Anybody can make a salad, E.

But no one lays the cabbage leaves in such perfect organization like I do.

That is true. Nobody's that obsessed with perfect order.

Thank you to @iluvrainclouds for the ask!