Ask Mal and Evie

Who is messier?

Most assuredly Mal. Everywhere that she exists for very long evolves into a pigsty before your very eyes.

I resent that accusation. How do you explain your organized chaos?

Yes, but there's a difference between a few matched pieces of fabric strewed about as opposed to an entire floor covered in dirty clothes and who knows what else. I wouldn't be surprised if you've got a living worm bed in the midst of that mess.

I do actually. And I've named every one of them. They're María, Juaníta, Ronaldo, and Debbie Richardson.

I genuinely hope you're joking.

What kind of--- Yes, Evie. It's a joke.

Okay. Now would you admit that you're messier?

Ugh... I'm messier, okay?

Thank you, Mal.

Thank you @iluvrainclouds for the ask!