Irrepressible Fixation

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Chapter Two

UNTI UNTING minulat ni Killani ang kaniyang mata, kaagad itong sinalubong ng napaka-pakshet na hangover. She wasn't drunk last night and so, she remembers everything that happened. She should be panicking right? But why does she feel hot while reminiscing the feeling of that guy's manhood? Is this what you call Gleisey fever? Tumingin siya sa gilid at napakunot ang noo, wala na ang lalaking kasama nito. So ano iyon? One night stand? Hump and dump?

Lalaki nga naman, she shouldn't be expecting for something. Akala pa naman niya ay lulutuan ito ng breakfast, tapos tatanungin kung ano na ngayon? Hindi yung petsa, kundi ang what now? What if you get pregnant? We should make this work.

She snorted, asa naman siya. Nasobrahan talaga ito sa fictional stories na nabasa, Killani glanced at the clock. It's already Three in the morning, mabuti naman at nasanay na ang body clock nito sa schedule niya. Tumayo na ang dalaga at kaagad na napangiwi nung maramdaman ang hapdi sa gitna ng hita niya, pa ika-ika itong lumakad papunta sa kubeta.

"Anong klaseng sausage iyon?" Inis na tanong ni Killani, muntik nang tumirik ang mata niya habang umiihi. Parang mahihimatay ito sa sakit, mukhang nagkaroon pa siya ng laceration.

Bad timing naman, kasama siya sa cabin crew ngayon patungong Sweden. 12 hours and 11 minutes ang travel time, and in the midst of those; she'll be serving the passengers. Means less sitting, more walking. Pagkalabas niya sa kubeta ay napatingin ito sa kama, small traces of blood that can be seen on the bedsheets. Pagkatapos ng layover nila sa Sweden, i chi-chika niya kaagad 'to kay Gleisey.

"HELLO beautiful pok squared, and welcome to PH Flight 709 to Sweden. If you're going to Sweden, you're in the right place. If you're not going to Sweden, you're about to have a really long evening; you have no choice but to go there. Jokes aside, we'd like to tell you now about some important safety features of this aircraft.

The most important safety feature we have aboard this plane is..... The flight attendants. Please look at one now, or two; if you're a two-timer

There are 5 exits aboard this plane: 2 at the front, 2 over the wings, and one out the plane's rear end. If you're seated in one of the exit rows, please do not store your bags by your feet. That would be a really bad idea. Please take a moment and look around and find the nearest exit. Count the rows of seats between you and the exit. In the event that arises to find one, trust me, you'll be glad you did. We have pretty blinking lights on the floor that will blink in the direction of the exits. White ones along the normal rows, and pretty red ones at the exit rows. And no, hindi iyan galing sa Shopee.

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, these baggy things will drop down over your head. You stick it over your nose and mouth like the flight attendant is doing now. The bag won't inflate, but there's oxygen there, I promise. If you are sitting next to a small child, or someone who is acting like a small child like your ex; please do us all a favor and put on your mask first. If you are traveling with two or more children, please take a moment now to decide which one is your favorite. Help your favorite first, and then work your way down. Kidding, favoritism is a big no no.

In the seat pocket in front of you is a pamphlet about the safety features of this plane. I usually use it as a fan when I'm having my own personal summer. It makes a very good fan. It also has pretty pictures. Please take it out and play with it now, you can also stick it on your walls when you're at home. Take a picture, post it on Instagram with a caption Gustavsson Airlines is the best!  With a hashtag, The flight attendants are pretty. Killani Kills that's my account, please follow me for a flight discount.

Please take a moment now to make sure your seat belts are fastened low and tight about your waist. To fasten the belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle. To release, it's a pulley thing — not a pushy thing like your car because you're in an airplane."