They need to make mood rings that are connected to your boyfriend's brain and work at all times even from miles away. It would regularly send signals, updates and alerts to let him know somethings up, BEFORE she explodes and he finds out the hard way that letting her bottle everything up inside isnt a good idea :)
I'm sure the men would be grateful for such a device. And then girls would be saved the trouble of having to pound things through their thick skulls until they finally get it. They also need to make a book filled with the secrets of the girl code. Like being able to tell what she's not saying. Such as the common mistake guys make of taking her words literally. ATTENTION: DO NOT MAKE THIS COMMON MISTAKE. Here's what she answers, and what she really means:
How are you?
Bad = I hate life
Fine = I hate you
Alright = Terrible
Okay = NOT okay
Good = meh
Great = good
Wonderful :D :D = pretty good :)
I love you <3 = alright, she's happy
Oh, and a bonus one:
... = You're safer talking to a hungry grizzly at the moment
If she says: "I'm alright." It translates to "I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU MYSELF." Plus he should notice that from her lack of emojis, and her starting to speak in full sentences that she's obviously upset. Oh, and if she says "shut up" or "leave me alone" and you do, be prepared to have your head ripped off next time you see her. In fact, for their own safety, guys should be required to attend a preparation course or something before they're allowed to date. And have a textbook to go along with it. "Understanding Females (for the mentally impaired)":
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