aurora rising one shots, volume two.

AR as stuff my friends say

llama208 thanks for reminding me to update-

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Scar: IM IN LOVE WITH THREE DEERS!
Ty, shaking his head: I'm not surprised

Auri: *aggressively blasting the Sophia the first theme song*

Zila: if you don't sleep for 72 hours you become insane

Cat: y'know, eight times the bible says you can't eat shrimp. Like, do they go 'OH NO ITS A SHRIMP EATER!' And run off?

Scar: awww you look like Princess Leia if she was beautiful!
Cat: she looks like a shitty k-mart version
Scar: shut the fuck up

Scar: she's leaving the school! We gotta do the to-die list
Ty: is this list gonna get me detention?
Scar: probably
Ty: then no