Ok so some backstory here; me and my friend was paired for tas and we were cooking museli and some wAcky stuff went down.
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Auri: that looks crIsp
Ty: it's burnt
Auri: c r i s p
Scar and Fin: *aggressively screaming You Need To Calm Down and Shake If Off*
(Just pretend Fin is Non-Binary for this one)
Fin: go do the dishes
Scar: is it because I'm a girl
Fin: yeah
Scar: fuck you
Scar: *aggressively doing the dishes*
Auri: FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT TO CUT THE BUTTER
Auri: AND I FORGOT TO CUT THE DATES
Auri: SHIT
Someone idk: eXcUsE Me YoUr OaTs ArE bUrNt
Kal: bout to kill a bitch because yEs I knOW THE MUTHAFUCKING OATS ARE BURNT
Auri: did you check the oats
Ty: deadass it's been one minute
Ty: chill
Auri: yeah but did you check on them
(Some backstory here; my girlfriend made me rainbow beadlizard earrings and I love them with all my heart and don't shut up about them)
Kal: but look at these earrings that she made-
Cat: nOBODY
Cat: gives a fUCK
Cat: aBOUT YOUR GODDAMN BEADLIZARD EARRINGS
Kal: bitch your just salty coz your boyfriend dumped your bitchass
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aurora rising one shots, volume two.
Fanfiction"aurora, please, come back to me!" volume two. unedited. ongoing. enjoy!
