aurora rising one shots, volume two.

The squd as chaotic tumblr posts P.1

So the chapter cover is a rlly old photo of women boxing on a roof and I thought it was pretty cool and I just wanted to show y'all :)

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Fin: AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
Scar: AND I CANT HELP BIT HEAR
Cat: NO I CANT HELP BUT HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
Fin: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!
Scar: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER
Cat: AND YES, WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THAT THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A
Auri: guava
Cat: what
Fin: I CHIME IN WITH A-

Fin: shoutout to water for helping my throat to be sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodelling techniques

Cat, drunk out of her mind: Im 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing, it comes back as an extra Tupperware container

Scar: what if instead of names we call other people by their most dominant feature, like, "hey nose." Or "hey too much eyeliner."
Auri: that's usually called bullying

(My addition)
But think about everyone arguing on what to call Kal.
"ITS ABS!"
"NO ITS CHEEKBONES!"
"NO ITS E Y E S!"
"NO ITS HAIR!"

and then Kal is just like;
"No, it's my love for Aurora."

Auri: IM SO ANGRY
Auri: SOME SIXTEENTH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE 'GOD B W Y' AS AN ABBREVIATED VERSION OF GOD BE WITH YOU
Auri: SO IT LOOKED LIKE 'GOODBWY'
Auri: GOODBWY = GOODBYE
Auri: WE SAY GOODBYE BECAUSE OF 16th CENTURY CHATSPEAK

Auri, in public: *super polite*
Auri, when she's home alone: *drops pencil* god damn it what the fuck stop fucking falling on the damn floor pull your shit together what the actual fuck