aurora rising one shots, volume two.

Stuff High Schoolers Say

Haven't done one of these in a while!

Scar: why be holy when you can be horny

Ty: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE
Fin: I'm quite aware thanks

Cat, drunk: mariHOE
Scar: that's gonna be a marino from me thanks

Auri, whispering: I hate all of you

*in German class, where gum is strictly not allowed*
Fin: yo you got one of those uhhhhhhh blue sticks?

I swear German class is where all the weird stuff happens
Cat: ROLLERSKATES BUT THEIR HIGH HEELS

Fin: I HATE THE STRAIGHTS

Fin: theres probably Shrek x Obama smut fics on Wattpad
Scar: *snorting*

Auri: oI LuV CaN i HaVe A PeIcE oF GuM?

Zila: why do all the tik tok girls come to me for answers?
Scar:...because your the smartest person in the class?
Zila: it's because I'm pretty isn't it

Scar: let's do a TIK TOKKKKK
Zila: were in the mIddle of class
Scar: sO?!