Dyad // Kai Parker

Chapter Two

I woke with a head ache with a vengeance. What did i ever do to deserve this? I groaned but then again there was this one time-

"Where are we?" Bonnie cut my inner monologue off thanks big sis. Damon was already up and walking, walking dead. Heh.

"I don't know." He replied, the all knowing Damon not knowing? Shocker.

"I don't think where in Kansas anymore." I entered my two cents into the conversation to earn two glares in return making me smirk, love that.

"Come on." Damon instructed as we began to walk down the road, my feet hurt, this place is weird. I pulled on damons jacket and he rolled his eyes before lifting me onto his back making me wrap my legs and arms around him. Sleep sounded great right now so thanks for that day. #bestvampyever.

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Four months, we have been stuck in this place for four months. It sucks and that's coming from me. I'm here with my sister and a man sculpted by the gods who is in a relationship meaning he's just a tease. Its my hell, family and temptation all under one roof. Nightmare material guys honestly. 

I sat patiently at the kitchen table waiting for Gordan Fangsy to plate my pancakes as bonnie slugged into the room. She looked delightful, note the sarcasm laced along that please. 

"Just because we are the only ones here doesn't mean you don't have to shower. Poor Damon has enhanced smell and i for one don't need it to know your abusing my nostrils." She shot me a glare as Damon snickered making me smile as he finally placed my breakfast in front of me. Fangs and all. 

"Shut up, i did shower." She complained making me roll my eyes, alright then looks like you forgot the after care.

"What's a seven letter word for kill me now?" She groaned placing her head on her arms. Suicide, maybe? I don't know.

"That joke got old six weeks ago." Damon retorted smugly and bonnie lashed out.

"So did this cross word. I don't get it. Eddie turned up forty?" Yellow Ledbetter. Pfft idiots the answers for those things are always in the back of the paper. I don't know why she's still sulking on that page when there is a juicy article about mass murder a couple pages before.

"We need to go shopping tomorrow, we ran out of snickers and coffee." I reminded standing and pushing away my cleared plate.

"Yeah just those things and not essentials." Jesus Bonnie is grumpy today, looks like life without a magical escape route is finally getting to her. I just smiled and waved as i strutted out the room like i owned the damn place cus news flash i do, ill fight Damon for the deed if need be.

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Next day was a shit show to begin, bonnie was in an even worst mood and stabbed damons pancakes as i walked into the room.

"Well we are waiting for you to do something witchy and get us out of here!" Damon proclaimed as i slouched in my seat and watched, come on its 1994 we got nothing better to do.

"I'm trying Damon! Its more then i can say for you!" That was a bad come back, what's Damon meant to do? Punch the earth and demand for it to spit us back out?

"Not only am i trapped in my own personal hell but I'm in here with the useless version of you!" Ouch, how the tables turned my friend. I decided now would be the time to enter the conversation.

"Look who got 27 across good job." I praised chucking the paper in their direction.

"I wish that puzzle is a rock I've been pushing up an endless mountain." Okay crazy pants, she must sleep crossword or something.

"I didn't fill it in." Damon raised his hands and i mimicked the action shoving a piece of toast into my mouth, then a whole different argument started and i bailed because that is not my cuppa tea, god i miss Klaus.

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Shopping alone is boring. There's no Damon to push my cart around or bonnie to scold him when he uses his vamp speed down the aisles. So instead i sat in my cart with am umbrella using it like a row boat. So far i had made it down the sweet section and filled the cart with Mentos and snickers ill grab the coke later. I heard the automatic doors open and whistled and before i knew it Damon was pushing me along.

"Where's my dear sister?" I questioned grabbing coffee as we passed it.

"Cooking up a whole new bunch of crazy, first the pork rinds and carousel then my car." He listed and i nodded like that was making sense which it wasn't. Pork rinds, yum i wonder if we can pick some up along here. Bonnie says I'm not aloud them but who is she to tell me that? Damon stiffened for a moment before that rush of speed had us at the other end of the store. I chuckled ruffling my hair back into place whispering a quick awesome as Damon walked around the next aisle.

I hopped out after him flattening my ripped jeans and crop top which i had made out of this cute t-shirt in damons wardrobe which i proceeded to cut up, never mind i digress. When i walked around i was greeted with the best look on damons face, pure confusion anger and shock. Peering around him i came eye to eye with another person! 

Well call me sally and paint me turquoise, he was gorgeous!

"Oh manners I'm kai.. Pork rind?" He offered and i reached for one only to have Damon slap my hand making me pout and glare at him. When my eyes met back with the new boy he winked at me.

"I'm gonna need you to tell me who your are and what your doing here or I'm gonna rip your throat out." Damon threatened pushing me behind him further so i took the opportunity to sit on a decking chair.

"If you really wanna know, I'm here because i want... to kill you."