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AhEm

So, I'm pretty sure I like this person and regardless of the corona, I have no way to ever see them in person.
So like, lose-lose situation.
I"m probs never gonna get to see them. But that's okay. I don't think my family would approve under the circumstances.

SO ANYWAY

I had this crazy dream last night where my childhood friend and I were at the mall and there were these weird butler lookin things with silver dish lid thingies for heads that had fancy kinda creepy-lookin faces on them and they were handing out cupcakes and shit.

Then my friend turns to me and goes "don't eat them alone, they've got women in them"

and then we proceeded to eat them anyway. I hate to say it, but they tasted normal and were kinda good.