Original Stories

HeTeRoS ArE GrOsS

If you're LGBT+ or a true ally, you'll get it.

Also, I don't really joke about heterophobia but like, I thought this was somewhat amusing because my teacher is old white hetero woman.

Not sure whether or not she supports LGBT ppl, but she does respect my name and pronouns (idk maybe it's just cuz she has to).

But we were reading stories about history shit and "Mother Earth" and the roles of men and women in the past (I mean like in Native American and other cultures before ppl came and took their land).

And then it was all "Women do this" "Men do that"

Understandable heteronormative teaching because schools curriculum doesn't teach about the LGBT community.

so

She kept going on and on about "a mother's job" "The men sacrifice their lives for hunting"

General shit

But like

we're talking about higher beings and gods and shit

and I guess we don't mention the genderless and/or multigender gods

and then we get to the meaning behind "Mother Nature"

and then she goes

"Yeah, so it's because women give birth to children, so the day when men can give birth to babies we'll start calling it Father Nature and Father Earth lol."

And she keeps going ON AND ON AND ON for about 2 minutes of "men can't have babies lmao"

But my brain just wanted to scream "ACTUALLY, SOME TRANS MEN CHOOSE TO HAVE BABIES SO-"

Of course, I didn't

cuz I don't wanna get in trouble for various reasons.

Also, fun fact about me, I make some bomb-ass lemonade and literally everyone likes it and I constantly get asked to make or share it with other ppl.
But it got annoying and also germs, so I only give it to 4 ppl

My 3 best friends and my significant other.

So, uh,
I'm lonely and I want to date someone and I can easily get over any crush if I like you and think you're attractive lol let's be roommates wink wonk