"Alright, so this next song is about Halloween, but not in the way you might think," J said.
"How so?" Aizawa asked.
"You'll see."
Lock (The Devil) - Kouta
Shock (The Witch) - Eri
Barrel (The Skeleton) - Mineta
Oogie Boogie - Shigaraki
Lock, Shock, and Barrel made their way towards Oogie Boogie's hideout as music started playing.
ALL
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
LOCK
I wanna do it!
BARREL
Let's draw straws!
SHOCK
Jack said we should work together!
BARREL
Three of a kind!
LOCK
Birds of a feather!
ALL
Now and forever! Weeeee!!!!!!!
Lalalalala, lalalalala!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
Lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then,
Turn off all the lights!
"Who the hell is 'Sandy Claws'?" Midoriya asked.
"Santa Claus," J replied.
"What?" Iida asked.
"Yeah, the whole plot of the film revolves around some skeleton going through a mid-life crisis and trying to steal Christmas by replacing Santa Claus."
SHOCK
First, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-sniffing, we will snap the trap and close the gate!
LOCK
Wait, I've got a better plan to catch this big, red, lobster man!
Let's pop him in a boiling pot and when he's done, we'll butter him up!
ALL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Throw him in a box!
Bury him for 90 years, then see if he talks!
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man,
Can take the whole thing over then.
LOCK
He'll be so pleased, I do declare,
That he will cook him rare!
I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then,
Knock 3 times, and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more!
SHOCK
You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him up to smithereens,
We may lose some pieces, and then Jack will beat us black and green!
ALL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Tie him in a bag!
Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad!
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around!
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town!
LOCK
He'll be so pleased by our success,
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet!
SHOCK
Perhaps he'll make his special brew,
Of snake and spider stew!
ALL
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side.
SHOCK
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
LOCK
I'm not the dumb one!
BARREL
You're no fun!
SHOCK
Shut up!
LOCK
Make me!
SHOCK
I've got something, listen now!
This one is real good, you'll see!
We'll send a present to his door, upon there'll be a note to read.
Now in the box, we'll wait and hide,
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside,
And then we'll have him, one, two, three!
ALL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Chop him into bits!
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks!
"These are some violent kids," All Might said.
"Well, I mean, they're all dead, so..." J replied.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
See what we will see!
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key!!
"Alright, next time, we'll be watching another skit."
TBC
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