MHA Reacts to the Multiverse

Gaston

"Alright, we're gonna go rapid-fire with these songs," J said. "Here's what you need to know: in a village in France, there's a girl named Belle, and this guy Gaston is in love with her cuz she's the only woman in the village who doesn't wanna sleep with him, and she turns him down in public, and now he's pissed."

"That's it?" Iida asked.

"Hey man, wars have been started over less," J replied. "Alright, let's get started."

Bakugou - Gaston

Mineta - LeFou

Gaston

Who does she think she is?!

No one says no to Gaston!

LeFou

Heh, darn right!

"Ah, so we've got a douchebag and his friend who's too scared to call him out," Yaoyorozu said.

Gaston

Why, it's more than I can bear!

LeFou

More beer?

Gaston

What for? Nothing helps.

"Dude, don't toss alcohol into a fire!" Mineta exclaimed.

Gaston

Rejected! Disgraced! Publicly humiliated!

LeFou

You? Never!

Gaston, you've gotta pull yourself together.

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston,

Looking so down in the dumps!

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumps!

"Poor LeFou," Kaminari said. "Just tryna cheer up his friend, and he gets knocked around for it."

"Also, I'm surprised at how well Mineta can sing," Sero added.

LeFou

For there's no man in town as admired as you!

You're everyone's favorite guy!

Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why!

No... one's... slick as Gaston!

No one's quick as Gaston!

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!

"Anyone else think LeFou's secretly crushing on Gaston?" Jirou asked.

For there's no man in town half as manly!

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley!

And they'll tell ya whose team they prefer to be on!

"Bro, you gotta stop jumping in people's heads," Kaminari said. "You're not Super Mario."

Everyone

No... one's... been like Gaston!

A kingpin like Gaston!

LeFou