MHA Reacts to the Multiverse

Why I Shouldn't Be a Counselor at UA, Part 3

"Alright, I will once again be returning as a counselor," J said.

"Joy," Aizawa replied sarcastically.

J was sitting in his office, looking annoyed.

"Ashido, why are you here?"

"Well, I'm your weekly source of gossip!"

"That does sound like something I would do," Ashido said.

"No, you're not."

"Of course I am! So, is it true you slapped Bakugou?"

"What?" Bakugou asked.

"I didn't slap him, I tapped him on the head for being disrespectful."

"But he had a black eye."

"Yeah, he tried fighting back, so I had to defend myself."

"Somehow, I believe that," Iida said.

"Ooh, tell me more."

"Get out."

It then cut to J sitting in his office, playing on his phone, when Tsuyu walked in. He looked up.

"Oh, hey Asui."

"You can call me Tsuyu."

"Well, Tsuyu, a little birdie known as your file told me that it was your birthday today, so I got you a little something."

"Aw, that's actually kinda nice," Tsuyu said.

"Isn't that against the rules? Like, favoritism or something?"

"You're damn right it's favoritism. Go ahead and open it."

Tsuyu open the bag and pulled out a small frog in a jar, with holes poked in the lid.

"Aw, it's adorable."

"I know, right? I'm a great teacher."

"Counselor."

"Whatever."

Kaminari popped his head in. "Hey, Mr. Counselor, can I talk to you?"

"Not now, Kaminari, we're having a moment!"

"Woah, even if you're only 19, you know that's super illegal, right?"

"Not like that!"

"Yeah, Kaminari, get your brain out of the gutter," Mineta said.

J was sitting in his office when Jirou walked in, looking annoyed.

"Oh, hey, what's up?" he asked.

"I lost a fight with Ashido," she responded.

"Is that really a problem?"

"Of course it's a problem, asshole!"

"Woah, Jirou, you gotta respect your elders," Ashido said.

"Woah, what's got you acting like Bakugou all of a sudden?"

Jirou sighed. "I'm on my period."

"Oh, shit. Uh, I got an unopened bag of chips. You want it?"

"Fuck no!" Jirou slapped the bag out of J's hands.

"Oh God, please don't kill me!"

"Oh, come on, I'm not that violent on my period," Jirou said.

"I mean, you stabbed me one time. I'd say that's pretty violent," Kaminari replied, only to get a jack in the ear.

J walked out of his office with a black eye.

"Alright, you take as long as you need to calm down," he said as he closed the door.

"What happened to you?" Aizawa asked.

"It's Jirou's time of the month."

"Hey, Mr. Counselor, can I talk to you?" Uraraka asked.

"Look, I already have to deal with Jirou being on her period, now's not a good time."

"I'm also on my period, asshole!"

J screamed and Uraraka pulled her fist back, and the screen cut to black before a loud punching sound was heard.

"Oh, I would never!" Uraraka exclaimed.

"Alright, this next one's gonna be even funnier," J said.