Rookies, stop wasting my time

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Chapter 23

Inside the Chateau I was enjoying a cup of non-sentient tea when I sensed Mama's rage. I could sense the clouds gathering overhead creating what will soon become a storm. Zeus was reacting to her anger and calling the weather of the New World onto Mama's domain.

Of course, I knew exactly why this happened. I had already heard of one of those rookie pirates trespassing into Mama's domain. When I had heard that it was the Mad Monks Pirates, I was expecting this outcome. Brother Snack and his overconfidence leading to his defeat at the hands of a supernova. Knowing the full extent of the Big Mom pirates, the outcome made complete sense to me.

Brother Snack was easily the weakest of the Sweet Commanders. He was in actuality weaker than any of the triplets of Katakuri, Oven, and Daifuku; two of whom are not Sweet Commanders. Despite this and the lack of a Devil Fruit, Snack was an excellent commander who lead his division to many victories over the New World which earned him the title of 'Sweet Commander'. Forgetting such a thing and getting overconfident enough to try against a foe like Urouge in single combat was stupid for him.

Sensing the incoming homies, I calmly put down my half finished cup of tea and grabbed a biscuit before the homies burst into my room. Oh? A chess soldier.

Pawn: My Lady! Urouge the Mad Monk has defeated Master Snack! The island is in lockdown! We are in dire need of your support.

Me: I know *crack*

I dusted the crumbs off my lap before standing up and leaving out the door the homie came through. As the wide door of the Chateau opened, I saw the state the island was in for the first time.

The winds were strong and the trees in the seducing woods were uprooted from the strength of Mama's wrath. Pieces of candy, cookie, and chocolate were all mixed together in the storm as Zeus continued to rage across the island. Ungrateful bastard...shouldn't he be helping us right now?

I gathered the power of my Devil Fruit in my palm and focused it into one point. Compressing it beyond what should be possible as a feeling if cold spread across my hand. Raising it high up into the air, I opened my hands and let my power run free.

Me: White Out

Instantly the climate was changed as snow was mixed in the storm. Shards of ice and snow danced around and spread across the entire island. Everything the snow touched...I felt it. The cowering people, the running homies, my panicking sisters and brothers...and the location of the Mad Monk Pirates as well as the downed form of my brother Snack.

Finding what I needed, I formed my wings on my back as I headed for the harbor beyond the seducing woods. Far off in the distance I felt the older siblings coming to Snack's aid as well but they wouldn't be there for a while. Brother Cracker was the closest but his insistence and reliance on his biscuit armor would slow him down greatly.

When they came into eyesight, I dove towards them and landed on an unfortunate pirate who I think belonged to the Mad Monks.

*squash*

Not giving a second's glance at the poor guy who turned into mush, I stood right up and walked up to the downed body of Snack.

Me: Brother...you're not looking so good.

Snack: *grunt* No! I can still fight!

He tried to raise himself up again only to fall down in pain. When he tried to rise again I put a hand on his forehead to keep him down.

Snack: No! I must defeat him! The...My position as a Sweet Commander! Mama will strip me of my title if I fail to defeat him! Syrup! You must let me do this!

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