Just Common

Out A Control!

Folks sorry, just a touch overlong last time. Ya ready? Well still didn't hear ya, guess ya'all quiet bunch. So let's see, oh yeah it was a touch out a control! Here goes folks!

Folks, they was comin at me, chantin take him, take him! I fired in the air again! They still a comin at me! I pointed my 36 at thum, folks I couldn't fire! I just couldn't fire, they was like they was not normal! I turned ta shoot that blame Thomas! He was the controller these out control folk! Bouts the time I turned ta fire! They was all around me!

Slowly movin in on me, I tried ta walk fast I could ta my horse folks, figured runnin just intensify thum more! Folks my pistol was knocked from hand! I took punchin kickin ta gets aways! Hands a pullin at me, I was fightin fer my life! I tried ta run I was pushed down! Folks all I felt was kicks punches an heard thum chantin take him! Lan sakes I thought, I am deader than hell! Oh this is FUBAR!
The lullaby Momma used, when I was just child came ta mind, the sound of silence, Hello darkness my old friend. I've come ta talk with ya again!

Folks, can not tell ya what, happened after that. I found myself in room, with the 2 that were tied up.
I was a tad sore, bit bruised and banged up, still kickin though! That is all that matters, fer now.

Folks, forced myself ta stand, but my legs wanted no part a that. Those two, grabbed me an eased me back ta the floor. After a short second maybe two I asks, what in blazes is goin on this fool town?

The young lady spoke up, Ranger, the Mayor is that Ranger Mika. He took over the town, killed the Mayor an the Constable. Made up his own Laws. Thinks he is some kind King, more power than any Nobel or Ranger. Then she say I am Heather this here is Donald, the man I wants ta marry.

Donald say, that fool made a Law, ifin someone wants ta get married, why the lady has ta give herself up ta him first. Well, we fought over it. That fool Mika Thomas who ever, goin ta take Heather in public then give us both 10 lashes his protectors whip, one that has that eye patch. Folks that one I didn't mention, because Donald's words makes it sound better. Well folks, this here just got a touch worser than I thought.

Folks, I need ta see what Is around me here, figure away out this mess, an get that Fool Ranger taken care of. No windows in this blame place, small ain't, but three steps any direction big. I asks is anyone outside the door, needs the privy bad. They both just nod. I shouts hey, other side! Needs ta go ta the privy! Best hurry, can't wait ta long!

Heard pinch it off, I'll get ya in a minute! Folks heard the lock click open, that one eyed fella was smilin at me, he say gets up! I ain't's gots all day! Folks did manage ta stand an limp my way ta the privy. Folks, we ain't in town. Looked like the middle a what may have been a corn field at one time. Wide open, even ifin I could get out that room. Hell be seen befer I could get away find my guns an get help. Folks, I checked inside both boots I keep a small one shot 32 the right boot, they found it, but not the knife in the left! Fools didn't check the left. Praise be, may gives my edge.

This just ain't lookin ta good fer those 2 love birds or myself. Gots some thinkin ta do, tell ya what. Asks how this fool Ranger, managed ta take control the way he has.

Donald, say well, think his control is, he feeds our fear. Plus we all feel like we have less than other towns. So he reinforces that, bein givin us other fears. Like the Nobels an Rangers, are tryin ta take our rights, of guns, speech an other individual freedoms. He say, he is the only one that can protect us from that. He say, we must try an spread this ta each town, no matter how far away it maybe. His leadership is the only way ta save the 13 Lands. Folks, in my years a Rangerin never have I heard such guff, sounds like drunken madness ta me.

Heather she say, we both believed at first. We kept catchin lies, then that rule, I had ta give myself ta him. Asks why he say ya had ta do that? Folks this is disturbin ta say the least. She say, he say, all women have a demon in thum. That makin sex with him, would drive that demon out. Why that is so untrue! Strange thin is most town folk believed him. Some managed ta leave, others got caught. Forced ta take the punishment, an swear allegiance ta him, the only true leader.

Folks, I couldn't believe what my ears are hearin! Rangers an Nobels tryin ta take away rights! Hell folks, they can hardly agree on taxes or how ta Govern they Land, let alone all 13 Lands agree ta meet on anythin! They ain't met in over 20 year!
Last time they met, each Land had five Nobels. They ended by, sayin they United, but Separate ta Govern they self under the same Laws. Folks, Rangers just try ta keep the Laws ta protect the people, hell we can't do it on a national level or a Land level. Look at the Navajo Nation an Arizona!

This Thomas or Mika, has just burnt me ta no end! Why he ain't worth a bullet ta blow his brains out! That one needs drown or drug till dead! Ta think he can lead by fear, an lies! This folks turns me inside out! Why I'm so blame mad, makes me want just scream, ya can not do this ya fool! I am gonna use that word again folks, Fuckin idiot, autocrat!
I am goin ta take ya down a few notches or my name ain't Common! Sometimes I do have common sense! Folks ifin ya can't tell I am angry, so blame angry I could spit fire out my mouth an eyes!

That's it! I needs a break! Sorry folks. Just let me blurt out few lyrics ta some my Mommas favorites.
Sorry may sound like hell.

Oh I did not serve I did not serve, likes a bridge over troubled waters! Hello darkness my old friend, the sound of silence! They call me baby driver, I was born six gun in my hand! Bad Company, hold yar head up! Hello darkness my old friend, I've come ta talk with ya again. People bowed an prayed to the neon God they made! The words of prophets written on subway walls! Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will ease yar mind, when darkness comes an pain is all around, like a bridge over troubled waters!

Folks I am so, Piss an Vinegar, Sam White Hell! Who do he think he is! Here comes that word again folks! He is a fuckin fuckhead! Sorry folks don't like ta use it. Now where in hell was I, damn damn! Where was I? Dram! Best tell me! Oh never mind, Nobels how they can't  do a thin. Sorry folks like said earlier story should include how I feel about it, now ya know! Yep I m done till next time! Ifin they is one!

Like Common said he is done. Oh how I wish, he is still yelling in my head. Thanks for reading vote please and may be a comment or two, thanks again.