Just Common

Talk an Such

Just a quick burst here, then back to the Mystery. That murderin fool. Folks sit down take seat! Please just a quick story. Then next time try an see who that murderer is.

Have I told ya about the time, I met Sharon fine Ranger. Yep met her, just befer I met Doc the first time. York City, we met, hell when I visited Momma, remember that's why I was in York, an got stuck goin ta the Great White, Maine ways. Sharon why she was from California ways. Her uniform fit a might tight, folks it hugged every damn curve that young lady had. Then some lan sakes what a looker she was.

Drank that corn licker, like it was water folks. Now ya know, told ya that stuff is rancid. We Rangers drink it because we gets it free in our rations. Sharon she just liked the stuff. Sharon liked ta dance folks, think that's why we made such grand friends. We danced about every night, we was in York. Momma came along did some dancin also couple nights. Just two all Momma went. Think she thought we were getting lustful didn't want intrude.

Truth be known, still felt a might awkward around the ladies. This was when I learned, that why hell don't get all worried over a lady. Hell they can laugh at ya, maybe hurt yar feelins, but they won't eat ya. Folks ain't ran in ta one yet that tried ta eat me. Thought a few might shoot me, never eat me. Don't ever get a female Ranger mad beyond anger folks. Damn they are dangerous ladies.

Pa told me that one, female Rangers aren't ta be pissed off, they soon shoot ya as walk away from ya. Pa he was mostly right, most the time. Never steered me wrong can say that. On track Common Sharon, yep we took walks talked, hell like we known each other all our lives. Sharon wasn't Tam, nor was Tam or Sharon like Beth. Hell one lady no two, ifin I could go back an fix would be Tam or Maggie. They both mark up ta my Beth, we talkin about Sharon now, on track!

Ta be honest I did lust after Sharon, I do believe she lusted after me more than I did fer her. Folks she even bought a dress ta wear just fer me. My she made my blood warm an gots my heart ta pumpin, I am tellin ya.
Sharon kissed me first folks, that was a shock. I picked her some flowers out the White's garden. Mrs White didn't care, that White hate the man. Gots all fired up, told him, ta just walk away. Folks an he did! Lan sakes that felt good.

Sharon held me close, an told me it was fun an all after I gave her those flowers. She say, wanted ya think I am attractive, so ya would bed me Common. They ain't men Pleasantry workers. We lady's just have ta be forward abouts what we wants. Folks my lust was love as usual, don't think, although hurt I didn't give her what she wanted. Strange how lust can control a fella ain't it.

Asks why I even brought this up, folks never know ran inta her several times. Might just talk about her again. Folks don't mean she ain't part this here story now do it.
I know this made no sense what so ever. Well, I am Common don't mean I have common sense, now do it. Well till next time. Yep till next time ifin they is one.

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