𝑬𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 // 𝑺.𝑩.

The Letters:before the fifth year

Evans,
I'm desperate and I'm seeking for your help since El is not so helpful. How can I stop girls from writing to me?

During the past two weeks I've been receiving letters from Slytherins telling me that I'm so handsome and I should be in their house, Hufflepuffs writing that I'm so cute when I smile and that if they weren't so shy they would come talk to me in person, Ravenclows saying that despite me being an idiot -something that I don't understand since I'm a genius- they would actually date me and Gryffindor insisting that I'm the sexiest person in our school.

Of course I agree with their compliments. BUT Evans you have to help me! I can't make them stop! I want them to stop writing to me. Especially the Slytherins. My mother is already searching for my wife!

Help!
Sirius

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Deer Prongs,
NO! For billionth time no... Lily isn't seeing someone. But that doesn't mean that she has to be with someone. She's fine by herself! You have to understand that Prongs...

Well having a great time... I wouldn't say so. You have to come over one day, and practice a little for Quidditch! Pers is inviting Leia over and they practice together but he doesn't want to help me. He insists that I shouldn't know his methods.

Also! I'm working on a brilliant idea of mine. We're learning to fly! No further explanation!

Goodbye for now, yours,
Iris

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Remus,
Is Black okay? I'm really concerned. He sounds so desperate in his letters trying to get the others stop writing to him. In contrast to Potter of course who keeps writing me without losing his interest.

How are your days passing? Do you think we can meet soon? Maybe this year you can come over! I know it's full moon in some days but after that you can come! We'll have so much fun! We can cast some tricks on the other Muggles. Oh no... I'm sounding exactly like El!

Don't forget me I'm waiting for your answer!

Yours,
Lily

P.S. Can you keep a secret? I think Petunia actually likes you! But more than just my friend. You know...

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Padfoot,
I want you to know that my feelings for you remain the same and unspoilt over the years. But so do my feelings for Lily. You're always first and you'll always be my brother. And I don't even know why I'm writing this thing to you since you're actually standing next to me. Probably because you're going to need some personal space after hearing those things.

So back to your problems, which I would not address as problems but do whatever you like. If you want them to stop writing to you you have to start telling them about other girls. Then they'll stop. Even though I believe that we'll have a war breaking out because of their obsession with you...

Anyway that's my advice. Also, about the map, give it to El when if you meet her. She has to write the names on it and you know write some stuff. Better handwriting.

Your DEERest,
Prongs

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Iris,
I don't really like the idea of you flying. Actually I don't like the idea of flying without a broomstick generally. I know that you have made up your mind BUT if you get hurt don't tell me that I didn't warn you!

My days are passing really well. You should visit us one day! You would really like it here. Despite living in a village we have a record shop really close. Sirius visits me a lot of times. As a dog always. We spend hours there.

What do you think about teaming up with Peeves? Prongs insists that it's a good idea and Padfoot agrees. Moony and me are not so sure about it.

Talk to you later,
Warmtail

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Warmtail,
I think that Prongs doesn't seem to back off... And Padfoot doesn't seem to be ready to think logical. Iris... She's a whole category by herself. Flying? Well after that I don't see why she wouldn't agree with their idea.

We have to accept it. We're the only logical in this group. Hopefully Lily can do about it though. If she keeps cancelling prongs maybe he'd like to be more mature. Even though I doubt it. He's a stubborn deer.

I'll be visiting Lily for a week, we'll pay you a visit as soon as we can.

Goodbye,
Moony