Kirby: Welcome back everybody!
Jigglypuff: Time for another round.
Kirby: Ok! K_kix24 said "You're welcome Dharken!" and they'll be here for you too Galeem!
Galeem: Thank you mortal!
Dharken: I am not used to so much postivity....
Kirby: Now, all of the Smashers have to compliment you two! I'll start. You two are really good at fighting!!
Galeem: Thank you!
Dharken: I don't know how to feel about this...
Jigglypuff: I like your asthetic. It's pretty cool.
Galeem: Thank you Miss Jigglypuff!
Dharken: What is this feeling?..
Galeem: It is happiness, a feeling of l i g h t.
Dharken: I do not like this feeling.
Kirby: Now, go to all the Smashers and tell them they have to compliment you!
Dharken: Very well.
Kirby: Before you go, Galeem, what's it like to get chopped in half by Sephiroth?
Galeem: It's like there's 2 of you, but they can't decide which one feels pain, so both do. Times 1,000,000,000
Kirby: Ok thanks! Bye!
*The lords of light and dark walk away*
Jigglypuff: Ok, now to summon Sephiroth. Ahem, HEYYYYYYYY IS THAT CLOUDDDDDDD?!!
Sephiroth: WHERE?!
Kirby: Oh good, you're here! You got a death threat. If you slice Galeem in half again, a dimension traveling being will decapitate you.
Sephiroth: Oh. Just put it in my death threat pile.
Kirby: We have death threat piles?
Sephiroth: Yeah, we do. Mostly from disgruntled indie game characters.
Kirby: Okie dokie then. *walks off while Galeem and Dharken come back.*
Jigglypuff: Sep, while you're here, you have to compliment these two.
Sephiroth: Fine. *turns to them* You aren't as annoying as everyone is. *walks away*
Galeem: Thank you!
Jigglypuff: That wraps the asks! Thank you for sending these in.
Galeem: Make sure to send more in the comments below! Bye!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued