Kirby: *wearing the crown and smiling* Yay!
Galeem: Wait just a diddly darn second. There's a contradiction here!
Jigglypuff: What do you mean?
Galeem: I mean, you broke all of your bones earlier. How are you here right now?
Jigglypuff: Uhhh
Galeem: And another thing, we don't know where Vanny went, or why she had a bomb! Why is no one bringing that up??
Kirby: Well...
Galeem: And are we just gonna gloss over the fact that we LITERALLY MET ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES EARLIER-*gets cut off by Dharkon covering his mouth.
Dharkon: Listen well you little s**t. This is just an askbook started by a random Smash fan. Stop poking holes in the logic. You aren't MatPat.
Kirby: That's all folks! Bye!
Make sure to send more asks and dares in the comments below! Bye!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued