Mario: No way! Peach is my girlfriend! *goes on a rant*
Samus: Mario is right. It's wrong to kiss someone else's partner.
Peach:...*plucks a kiss on Samus's helmet.*
Samus: UHH. *shocked anime face*
Mario: PEACH! WHY?!
Peach: Cause you ate tHE LAST COOKIE!
Mario: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Peach: It doesn't matter. You've commited an unforgivable sin.
Mario: OH SO WHEN YOU EAT THE LAST COOKIE IT'S FINE, BUT WHEN I DO IT, I'M THE BAD GUY?!
*The two of them start arguing*
Samus: Mental note; Peach and Mario probably need relationship counseling.
*Meanwhile, with the dlcs*
Joker: *kicks down the door* SUP F**KERS!!
Sephiroth: *hand to his phone, whispering* Joker, keep it down. Waluigi is even MORE p****d now that he got ditched by his date and he didn't get picked to be in Smash.
Joker: Speaking of dates. *gestures his arms dramatically towards a woman behind him* Meet my lovely girlfriend, Ann Takamaki!
Ann: Hi there!
Min-Min: Wait, you actually have a girlfriend? I thought you were just fibbing!
Joker: HEY! While Ren Amamiya is many things, he is not a liar!
Steve: YES! *turns to Alex* Pay up!
Alex: *grumbles and hands him a 20 dollar bill*
Pyra: *walks forward* Nice to meet you Ann! My name's Pyra.
Mythra: And I'm Mythra!
Ann: *softly* So THAT'S the girl who can drink fire.
Pyra: So Ann, what do you like to do?
Ann: Well, I'm a part-time model, and a Phantom Thief!
Pyra: You're a model? That's really cool!
Hero: Hey Joke, any reason for making everyone else feel single?
Joker: Oh, just wanted to let you all know that I'll be out on a date for the rest of the day.
Banjo:...You just wanted to prove you weren't lying about your girlfriend, weren't you?
Joker:.... maybe. Whelp, we're off! *takes Ann's hand and walks out*
Ann: Is there any other reason we're going out today?
Joker: Well, I may or may not have been looking for a way to get out of the house.
Ann: Why so?
Joker: Samus sent me a warning text. Mario and Peach are having an argument, and it's getting messy..
Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long to update. My school's having us go 5 days everyday in public, so it doesn't leave me a lot of room to upload. I'm free on Fridays and Saturdays, so I promise there will always be updates on those days. Make sure to send more asks and dares in the comments below!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
