PM: Be responsible for Hermittpad, they had said
G, in the kitchen: AHH PUT IT OUT-
Isk: GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!
MM: IT'S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHAT THE F***!!
//Explosion noises and screams increase in volume//
PM: It'll be fun, they said.
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(School AU)
Smol: Any extreme sport you've tried?
G: Doing my homework while my teacher is collecting it-
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MM to JB at some point: Okay, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.
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Prof. Parrot: Sally texted me "your hot"
Prof. Parrot: I replied "YOU'RE hot"
Prof. Parrot: Now she likes me and we've been on three dates
Prof Parrot: All I did was correct a spelling error-
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G: Tales as old as time~
Sally: Memes as old as Vine~
Prof, confused but following along: Beauty and the-
MM: YEET!
JB: Horrible job, everyone.
~~
Sally: //Runs into room, clearly panicked//
PM: eh- Sal, calm down- what has happened?
Sally: NOBODY DIED!!!
Rainy: What kind of answer is that???
Prof. Parrot, running in after her: HOPEFULLY AN ACCURATE ONE!
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MM: I'm bisexual
MM: But I hate everyone
MM: So it's more like
MM: byesexual
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Rainy: Imagine how excited Barn Owls were when humans invented barns-
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G, tired: What's that glowing obnoxious orb in the sky?
Chron: ....The sun???
G, now punching at the sky: I wanna fight it-
~~
(And now, the best one)
(School AU)
Chron: Isk, can you help me with my homework?
Isk: Sure!
Chron: I have to write a romantic short story for English, and I'm not sure what lines I should use
Isk: Tell me what you got and I'll help you pick
Chron: //pulls put notebook//
Chron: "I could spend hours counting your scars"
Isk: Very sappy and very smitten if that's what you're going for
Chron: Not quite. How about: "The point is for us idiots to be together"
Isk: Speaks of great mutual respect and a fun side to the relationship.
Chron: I'm looking more for deep love and devotion. How about, "I'd follow you to the end of the world. You know this."
Isk: That nails it perfectly
Chron: Good. Because those are all things you and G have said to each other-
Isk: WHAT
Isk, snatching the notebook: You even wrote dates for all of these?!
Chron: Well, someone had to present you with actual evidence because clearly, you weren't going to realize on your own. And now that you cannot deny your feelings for each other, now go be his knight in shining armor- you go-
Isk, still flipping through notebook: Now hold on a second! These were taken completely put of context-
Chron: I think "You've got the best heart out of anyone I've ever met and I couldn't stand to be without it" speaks for itself- now go get your G-
