G: //dangling from a rope over a pit of fire// Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Smol: ...Yes?
G We're in too deep-
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MM: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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//Meanwhile with the Rens, maybe//
Red: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Ren: Um, murder???
Grim: Adventuring!
Emperor: Tuesday.
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MM: Remain CALM! //slaps Smol multiple times//
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JB: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
MM: I don't usually eat with losers.
JB: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
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Sally: Do nOt come over to my house. If the house is on fIrE, you may knock oNce, if I don't answer assUme I set the fire and I want to buRn to deAth.
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//Anyways,.more Rens stuff because the big squad quotes are kinda funny//
Ren: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Red: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Renstein: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Watson: We're not talking about flavour, Renstein.
Renstein: Flavour counts!
Renbob: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Red: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Renbob: Okay, but-
Red: No, no. Who's cozier?
Grim: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Renbob: Because it's illegal!
Grim: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RENBOB!
Ren: I- Jesus-
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Isk: Can I have some?
G, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it-
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Sally, grinning: I have a knife!
PM: Put it down, Sally-
Sally: Make me! //sprints away//
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Rainy: So... what's goin' on?
MM: You want the long version or the short version?
Rainy, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
MM: S***'s f***ed.
Rainy: oH- Well, yeah, that's definitely not a good thing-
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Emperor: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Ren: Hey, what's up with Empy?
Emperor: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty... their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew... this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they've wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Red: ...He made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Red, to Emperor: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Emperor: Shut up.
