Chron: Could you maybe just... stab me... right in the gut. Just really twist it in there. Because that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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G: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
G: I'm actually very good at mathematics-
G:
G: Thirdly, I think you might be right-
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Sally: I choose to waive that right!
Sally: //screaming//
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MM: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Isk: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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//Semi IRL AU//
G: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood-
G: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
G: And I actually laughed out loud-
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G: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Isk: Nat 20 Charmisma.
G: That is NOT how that works-
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MM: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
JB: No, I said "MM, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Sally: I have a plan!
Chloe: I have the hospital on speed-dial.
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MM: You get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed? Walk it off
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MM: Would you like a drink?
Chron: What are my options?
MM: Yes or no.
((Chron: ...then, no thank you))
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G: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday-
Isk: Wednesay
G: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible-
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G: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Chron, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
G:
G: fsh
