Smol: So, what is Magi to you?
JB: The reason I wake up every morning.
Smol: ...That's adorable-
MM, earlier that morning, barging into JB's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP B**** WAKE UP B**** WAKE UP B**** WAKE UP B**** WAKE UP B****!!!!!
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(Semi-irl, on Twitter. Oh, and the usernames are our usernames)
Mag1c_Mak3r: like this tweet for a tbh
Mag1c_Mak3r: @JungleBandit tbh u kinda ugly.
JungleBandit: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE
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Chron: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains-
G: A ray of hope for me!
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Sally: honk.
MM: WHAT.
Sally: HONK.
MM: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL LITTLE S***?????
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G: I'm going to mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul-
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Chron: I'm not a people person
Chron: I'm barely a person-
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(Before this quote, I would just like to say that I actually have no idea what it means, so please don't explain it- thanks-)
//Sally and Prof in Sal's bedroom//
Sally: BLUEEE YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE-
PM, kicking down the door: Now what the actual F*** did I just hear?!
Sally: Beaks stuffed the laptop charger so far into the headphone jack!!
PM: eH- how does-
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G: Isky, I'm sad
Isk: //Putting their arms around G// Come here, it's going to be okay
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JB: Magi, I'm sad
MM, nodding: Mood.
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(School AU)
JB: Please peer pressure me into finishing my projects.
MM: Do it or you're straight
JB: I said peer pressure, not tHreaten-
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PM: Do you understand now, Sal?
Sally: Yep! Totally!
Sally, under her breath as PM walks away: what the f*** did he just say-
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Rainy: G? What're you doing here?
G: This is where I come to cry
Rainy: What?
G: I-I said this is where I come to be a cool guy-
G: //walks away fast//
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Rainy, exhausted: //opens up cereal box//
Rainy: //grabs a bowl//
Rainy: //Pours milk into her hand//
Misty, watching from the side: Uh, Rainy?
Rainy: Give me a sec- I know something is wrong- just gimme a sec- I'll figure it out- just wait a sec-
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Crooked: I never know what to say on funerals
Prof: Uhhh just say "sorry for your loss", then move on-
//later at a funeral//
Crooked: I'm sorry for your loss, move on.
~~
(Based off of the irl peeps, but them and their characters acted kinda the same way sooo.... :p)
Snake: Smol- why didn't you answer the phone last night?
Smol, who is tired: Oh- sorry- sorry- I was really tired and put it on DND-
Snake: Oh-
Snake: //turns on phone//
Snake: //looks through phone settings for ten minutes//
Snake, also tired: How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?
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//First date//
Isk, nervous: I like your name!
G, equally nervous: Thanks, I got it on my birthday-
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Crooked: Here's the thing, though: Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
MM: I think that's a threat.
