MM: Hey, JB. JB.
JB: What?
MM: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
JB: //Takes the cup and tastes it//
JB: Hazelnut?
MM: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
~~
Isk, trying to ask G out: Have you eaten dinner yet?
G: I- uh-
G, desperately trying to avoid them out of awkwardness: I don't eat-
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JB, shouting at MM: YOU DIE WHEN I KILL YOU!
((MM, while scampering away: no s***, Sherlock.))
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JB, on the phone: Alright I'm here, open up.
Prof. Parrot:
Prof. Parrot: well, uh... As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner..
JB: Open the f***ing door-
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Smol, excitedly: Who wants to go somewhere not boring?!
Suki: Yeah!
G: I do, I do!
Sally, jumping around in enthusiasm: Let's go to the morgue!
~~
PM: Remember that old saying, "if at first you don't succeed..."
MM: "Try to pretend it never happened."
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G: Thanks for not telling Chron and PM what happened.
Isk, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
~~
MM: Knock knock!
Sally: Who's there?
MM: No, I'm not doing a knock-knock joke.
Sally: ...No I'm Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?
~~
G: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
~~
Suki: How are you going to carve a gigantic pumpkin?
MM: The same way I make onion rings.
MM: //grabs a chainsaw//
~~
Sally: Have any of you seen MM?
JB: No.
Smol: What's up with MM?
Sally: She's trying to kill me!
JB: Any reason?
Sally: We were hanging out last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.
Smol: For what?
Sally: To make them look neater and nicer, girls do that, we groom each other like monkeys!
JB: But why is MM trying to kill you?
Sally: Well...
MM, screaming in the distance: WHERE IS SHE?
Sally: //screams and runs away//
MM, entering the room: STOP HER!
MM, chasing Sally around: //incoherent screaming from both of them//
JB: What's that about?!
PM: Why are you so mad at Sal?
MM, breathing heavily, grinding teeth in anger: //turns around and reveals her eyebrows were completely shaved off//
~~
//When they first met//
Prof. Parrot: We're friends!
Cone: I'm gonna set you on fire.
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Chron: You were supposed to be here at 7!
G: OH! I just remembered something! One time, when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sand castle and I called it "G's Castle".
Chron:
G: True story.
~~
Rainy: I think G just said something really smart.
G: Sorry?
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Suki: OK but how can we do what G said?
G: Bingo!
Smol: You have a plan?
G, clearly back into silly mode™: No, I just wanna play bingo.
~~
Sally: I found another lie that parents tell!
Sally: I ate one of those berries that are for birds and your parents tell you not to eat. I haven't been sick yet. They tasted quite good and I am not sick yet so I think it's a lie.
Sally, 10 minutes later: Never mind! I just went to the toilet and puked.
~~
//What I think will be the reason for MM's absence//
MM, walking away: f*** this s*** I'm out.
