PM, opening a window and smiling after a few days in Hermittpad: Ah! What a wonderful time to be alive!
His future: Hey- mister- you're going to be killed dozens of times, get kidnapped, lose your memory, become an animal, lose friends, and be in a war and more in merely a year or so.
PM: WHAT A HORRIBLE TIME TO BE ALIVE!!
~~
FPM: //exists//
Smol: I wanna hit that thing.
FPM: But you already did!
Smol: I wanna hit you again
~~
G: Floor is hating PM!
G, Sally, Chron, Isk, and Luna: //latch on ceiling//
PM: //Faceplants//
Everyone: Poultry! nO-
~~
Semi mean MM: Hello, G.
G: Hi, MM!
MM: Would you like to buy that bunch of paper?
G: Yes, please-
MM: Ok- //puts stamp on plastic containment// stAmP! That'll be (insert more expensive price than usual)
G: What did you do?
MM: Sorry, it is a new rule- I place a stamp on whatever paper you buy, and you also have to pay for the stamp. Would you like a brochure explaining it?
G: Mhm-
Mm: AlrighY! //stamps// StAmP! That'll be (insert price of brochure plus the stamp)
G: Wha- this is horrible! J-just give me some cards so that I can make myself happy.
MM: Ok- //slowly starts to stamp//
G: No- don't do it.
MM:
G: Don't.
MM:
G:
MM:
G:
MM: sTaMp.
~~
Before JB cared for Prof Parrot:
Prof Parrot: Hey, can I have seeds?
JB: You'll have to pay a tax for that.
Prof Parrot: Uhhh a ball?
JB: There's a tax for that.
Prof. Parrot: ok how bout a flower?
JB: There's a tax for that.
Prof Parrot: A cup of water?
JB: There's a tax for that.
Prof. Parrot: Y-your care?
JB:
Prof. Parrot: Lemme guess- t-there's a tax for that.
JB, nodding: There's a tax for that.
~~
