Rose, to FPM: If looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen.
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Sally: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and thEn I cOmplEtely ignore them!!
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MM, while PM is around: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now.
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((Ayy, one of my new RP OCs!))
Jinx: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bulls***.
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MM: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Sally: Pros and cons of dating me.
Sally: Pros. You'll be the cute one!
Sally: cOns. HOly s***, where do I bEgin-
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G: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Rainy: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob!! :D
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Chron: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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MM: Pose as a team because S*** JUST GOT REAL!
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PM, before insane days: I'm allergic to death.
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Either Cone or Robin: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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Sally: I will send my army to attack!
Sally: //releases a dumpster of raccoons//
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Prof. Parrot soon, probably: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.
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G: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
G: Fruits that do live up to their names?
G: Orange
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G: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on-
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JB: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Sally: Hey, JB!
JB: GODDAMNIT!
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//semi-IRL AU//
Chron, texting G: //sends a voice message//
G, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Chron: No, don't worry, just listen later.
//later//
G: //presses play//
Chron's voice message: t h e r e ' s a f I r e h e r e -
