MM: //kicks the 'G' off of the 'GRAVEYARD' sign//
MM: Let's get this party started-
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//Texting//
JB: I'm pretty sure you can machete through this
JB: **Make it
JB: Do not machete your way through this
MM: Too late
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Sally: //accidentally hits Prof//
Sally: //Trying to decide between 'I'm f***ing sorry' and 'are you okay'//
Sally: ARE YOU F***ING SORRY?!?!
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G: MM- could you please stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English? It's confusing-
MM: I swear to the heavens- if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yeet thee across the cubiculum.
G, going to die of laughter: What-
Crooked: Jesus F***eth, G-eth... pleaseeth shuteth the f***eth upeth.
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Chron: Are you in love with G?
Isk: ..No?
Chron: Then why do you doodle 'I+G' on your papers?
Isk: ....I was teaching myself acronyms?
Chron: No you weren't
Isk: Uh- it stands for 'idiocy' and 'grumpiness'-
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PM: What has happened to Fishy?
Smol: He hasn't taken coffee very well-
G: iT's rAinInG tAcOs! //pointing to rain outside//
PM: Put the coffee on the highest shelf-
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JB: Well- It's nerf or nothing-
JB: //shoots self with nerf gun//
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Sally: It's uwu time, b****
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G: ...I just saw Chron stare off into space for a while, looking really upset, and then an alarm came off and he went on with his day- I-
Chron: It's time management.
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Rainy: I'm going to the store- need anything?
G, who hasn't slept in a week: a milk loaf, a gallon of eggs, and a carton of bread-
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Crooked: So, if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints, the spicy and minty will cancel each other and I'll be fine
//Later//
Crooked: Y'all- guess what hellfire tastes like?
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MM: An autopsy is a people unboxing
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Isk: G- why'd you text me the whole script of Incredibles 2?
G: Because I want you to know you're incredible!
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Crooked: //sets a pile of clothes on fire//
Crooked: And just like that, laundry is done!
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