//In text//
MM: (tea drinker): unlike you filthy disgusting creatures, I only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. I can feel my body get healthier by every drink I take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. you're absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
JB: (coffee drinker): hhhnng love those beans
JB: (coffee drinker): i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven't slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.
MM (tea drinker): hhhhot leaf juice.
Cone: (soda drinker) Death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hotdog.
G: (energy drink drinker) //just the kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity//
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G: I've never smoked marijuana, or done any drugs and drinks. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie-
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//Semi IRL AU, because I think minecraft mobs exist in multiple backstories//
MM: Wait, silverfish are real? They're not just a Minecraft thing???
MM: Thank god that skeletons don't exist IRL. That'd be f***ed up if true.
Chron: ...uh, MM-
MM: Yeah?
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Cone: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
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MM: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
G: You don't say?
MM: Manslaughter. Literally the slaughter of man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?
G: Heinous.
MM: Yet it's the most acceptable form of murder.
G: So, do you think we should change the name?
MM: Yes I do...how about "Inaverdent Life-Ending"?
G: "Unintentional Snuff-Out"
MM: How about "I Can't Believe It's Not Murder?"
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Snake: I wasn't paying attention but it is rather cold, I am going to make it a small bit warmer
Rainy: Wait, how-
Snake: ...the thermostat? The dial on the wall to regulate it?
Rainy: Oh, yeah- we have a thermostat-
Chron, as Isk frantically mans a fire extinguisher in the background: Next time we should probably opt for that instead of setting G's communicator on fire
G: //screaming//
((Ah, Throwback time-))
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G, letting Isk beat him at arm wrestling: Aw, darn it! You won!
MM, slamming JB's hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET JB? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?
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Reporter, on TV: Currently, the young man is still climbing up the pole. He has managed to reach five or six stories!
Isk, watching the news with everyone: There are reckless idiots out this early?
G, from the pole: Hey!
Isk: Oh Freya, it's m- OUR idiot-
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//School AU//
Cone: //studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very (attempting to) focused//
Prof. Parrot: //sat upside down on desk chair// Do you think stars have feelings-
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Isk, reading from a sign: It says here, "Dogs Without Leashes Will Be Fined $100".
Rainy, tears in her eyes: THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!
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MM: You all missed a valuable lesson on the dangers of cliques!
G: What's a clique?
MM: It's when a group of people hang out together
G: Oh, you mean like having friends?
MM: No, because these people make fun of other people!
G: Oh, you mean like having friends?
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PM: Why are you calling me this late?
Early days Sally: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.
PM: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Sally: What?! No, it's not-why would I-
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G: Oh! I know where this is going.
Narrator: G had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying he did was but a ruse to make him seem more intelligent and likable. To be fair, G had no idea where most things were going most of the time.
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Rainy: The guests are all here and nothing is ready. We don't have a ring, the cake says "GMan and Ick" and the smoke machine is not working.
MM: I could crouch by the altar and vape?
JB: You are a stone-cold atrocity.
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Sally: //Pulls curtain back while Chloe is in the shower//
Sally: Are we-stop screaming, it's just me-are we out of Cheetos?
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Isk: Thought I was meowing at the cat for the past hour.
Isk: Turns out it was just G and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house-
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((Aaand good day lol- This is at 70 chapters full of quotes now-
Also, I just felt like doing another so soon because why not-))
