PM: Why would you give a 13 year old a knife?!
MM: She felt scared.
PM: Now I feel fearful
MM: Would you like a knife?
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JB: You're on thin ice!
Chron: I'm on the floor-
JB: That's an expression-
Chron: t h i s i s a c a r p e t.
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PM: Can I sit?
MM: I most certainly hope you can!
MM: Just not with me.
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Sally: Long story short, I stole Isk's airpods.
PM: Their what?
Sally: You know- those wireless earbuds that rich people use?
PM: You mean their hearing aids?
Sally: ...
Sally oh no-
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G: My head hurrtsss
Mean MM: That's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.
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G: C'mon! You're not my babysitter!
MM, who happened to be forced to watch G: No, I'm not, Babysitters get paid for the sh!t they go through.
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Isk: What's wrong?
G: I can't find my phone-
Isk: Okay, I'll go call it-
G: wait-
*Phone rings*: you are my dad!(You're my dad!) BoOgiE wOoGiE wOoGie
G:
Isk:
G:
Isk:
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Smol: What should I get PM for his birthday?
Chloe: Therapy.
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MM: I don't do love. That's for fools.
JB, walking in: Hey.
MM:
MM: Fu-
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Isk: Ah yes, my train of thoughts
Isk: Or as I call it, Anxiety Express-
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PM, who lost his sword and only has a stick: I can do this, Melon!
Chron: Oh? What can you do with a stick, PM? WHAP them, PM? You're going to WHAP them?
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Smol: Carm, do NOT ask him that!
Carmine: Wouldn't dream of it.
LATER-
Carmine: Wait, I'm confused. G, what is the "national anthem"? I don't get it.
G: //clears throat//
Smol: G- don't you dare-
G: DES PA CITO-
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PM, tired, and trying to train G and a few others: Okay- a building collapses, plus simultaneous invasion . What do you do?
G:
G: Call the her-
PM: You ARE the heroes!
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Snake: How was the camping trip?
G, panting and visibly distraught: THEY TRIED TO KILL ME!
Isk: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY
G: A S S A U L T
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