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PM: What time is it?

G: Hmm- I don't know- let me check.

G, creaking the door open then clicking it shut:

Chron, from another room: WHO IS UP AND OUT AT 3AM I SWEAR-

G, to PM: It's 3 AM.

~~

Smol: Snake, I knight thee in the name of the father-

PM: //waves//

Smol: The son-

Isk: //dabs//

Smol: And the unholy spirits-

G and MM: //demonic screeching//

~~

Chron: //taps table//

PM: //taps back//

MM: What the hell are they doing?

Smol: Morse code, I guess?

Chron: //taps table harder, hiding a grin//

PM: //slamming hand on table then standing up suddenly// eH- Don't even start on that!

~~

MM, sniping at JB: For someone who is 70% water, you don't look very refreshing.

G, maybe: BURNNNNN

JB: Water can't burn.

G: EVAPORATEEEE

~~

Smol: //playing with some snare drums//

Snake: //gives her a look/:

 Smol: Why are you SNARING at me?

G, in the distance: H a-

~~

PM, on floor crying:

Chron: Why is he doing that?

G: He's drunk..

Chron: ....

Chron: Ok- but why is he crying?

G: He saw a picture of Jing's boyfriend.

Chron: But isn't he Jing's boyfriend?

G, nodding: You can see how he's drunk-

~~

PM: I need some thoughts that aren't negative.

Prof. Parrot: Seeds

PM: Something else?

Prof. Parrot: More seeds

PM: A different one?

Prof. Parrot: A more tastier type of seed!

PM: Something not seed related, please?

Prof. Parrot: You and Sally letting me date-

~~

PM: What comes to your mind at the word 'monster'?

Isk: counterparts

Prof. Parrot, sobbing: JB

MM: Love and affection

Chron: Darkness

Smol: Ravager

FPM and Malice: //points at Chron//

PM, Smol, and Chron: You wanna die? Because I think you should

~~

Smol: Two bros chilling in a hot tub give feet apart cuz-

MM: //crashing through the door// THEY WON'T CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR ANOTHER!!!!!

Smol: //takes a step back// Are you okay..

MM: They have too much pride to confess or they're both too afraid to ruin the relationship they have now..

*Meanwhile*

G: What's up with them?

Isk: Seeing how Smol is clutching the railing for dear life, I'd say MM and a ship rant.

~~

Azael: What do you think is the most flexible material?

Carmine: Uhhh... graphene?

Azael: Now tell him what you think it is.

Sally: //arms crossed// Tom and Jerry.

~~

G: What if there were multiple you's living in alternate dimensions and your dreams are you viewing what they're doing?

PM: Please stop-

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PM: Y'know, when I was your age-

Smol: Y'know, when I was your height-

PM:

PM: Listen-

~~

G: Bow to me!

Chron: No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

MM: Translation- Go f**k yourself.

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