MM: If karma doesn't hit you, I f***ing will.
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JB: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the f*** am I actually doing?
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Sally: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F***!
Prof. Parrot: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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G: Mint is just cold spicy.
The group: ...
MM: What the actual f*** is wrong with you.
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Prof. Parrot trying to impress Cone: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
MM, who was watching with a smirk: He turned it off and back on again.
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Sally: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
PM: I am worried about you.
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Rainy: Yes, I'm adopting Chron as my unofficial brother and you can't tell me no! >:(
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JB: Stop failing.
G: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
G: //Succeeds//
G: Dang it!
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Chron: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Chron: This is getting embarrassing-
Par: Getting? We're already there!
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MM: Watcha doin?
Prof. Parrot: Stealing my neighbour's cat-
MM: Scandalous.
MM: Can I help?
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JB: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
JB: Oh no, where did it go?
MM: JB WHAT THE F***?!
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Rainy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
MM: I only like dark humor.
Rainy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
MM:
Rainy: An IMPASTA!
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//While planning to break in somewhere//
MM: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
G: What?
MM: "Get Help."
G: No.
MM: C'mon, you love it!
G: I hate it.
MM: It's great! It works every time!
G: It's humiliatiNg--
MM: Do you have a better plan?
G: No..
MM: We're doing it!
G: We are nOt doing "Get Help!"
//A Minute Later//
MM, carrying G: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! //throws G at guards, knocking them out//
MM: Ahh, classic!
G: //gets up// I still hate it. It's embarrassing-
MM, laughing: Not for mE, it's not.
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((Remember when the Hels were a major thing?))
Rose, turning to Levi: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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MM: F*** THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEAR DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
MM: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
JB: MM just threw a tantrum... about a chair.
G: I just won MM Tantrum Bingo-
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Chron: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
G: I photosynthesize with this.
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Smol: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Chron: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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MM: Life is like G. It's short.
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((Not really fitting but it's funny so))
G: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people--
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G, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Rainy: //Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside//
MM: //sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside//
Smol: //sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple//
G: Uhhh.... Thanks?
