G: I am very small
G: And I have no money
G: So, you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under-
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Chron: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are, I guess-
Sally: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she f***ing dies
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G: If I run and leap at Isk, they'll catch me in their arms!
G: //runs and leaps at Isk//
Isk, who is holding coffee: //drops the coffee to catch G//
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Isk, texting to the others, panicked: time sensitive question how flirt boy
JB: Throw rocks at he
G, hungry, and not noticing what Isk was doing: Hot dog
MM: Kill him
Isk: ..thanks guys..
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Pre-Cone Prof. Parrot: Things have actually been going really well with JB. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Prof. Parrot: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Beaks.", they said, "Okay."
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JB to Cone: I dare you to—
PM: Nerdie is not allowed to accept dares.
Cone: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"
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//Semi IRL AU//
MM: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Chron: //Googles 'how to sell anxiety' when no one was looking//
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Sally: How dumb do they think we are?
G: Sometimes they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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MM: Why are you late?
JB: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.
MM: Overslept?
JB: Overslept.
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Cone: Don't worry, you've got everything you need to defeat them.
Prof: The power to believe in myself?
Cone: No, a knife.
Cone: Stab them.
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Prof: //unbuttoning shirt// gOd it's so hot in here.
Cone: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
((you're welcome, Prof? ;-; ))
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Pre-Sally relationship Prof: Why must you always reject me with your words?
Sally: Should I use rocks then? Knifes?? A pitchfork???
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Chron, after that one time he was feral: Can you tuck me in?
Isk: You just handed me a shovel?
Chron: Mhm, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
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//The early days... *sniff*//
G Being 5'1 and a half is so hard sometimes.
Chron: This is true, I remember being 8 and not being able to reach anything.
