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(BOREDOM HOLE WOOT WOOT- NGL- finding these are super fun-)

Smol: So, what do you have planned for the future?

Chron: Lunch-

Smol: No, I meant long term-

Chron: Uh, dinner?

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Some Hels: What's wrong with you?!

Chron: On the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, being a demon, and a genetic predisposition for extreme, severe, and rock-bottom anxiety.

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//When Malice betrayed the Helsonas//

Helaxy: I TRUSTED YOU!

Malice: Why?

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JB: Last night, I found out that Magi is a sleep talker.

Smol: Oh- really?

JB: "The mitrochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At. Three. F*cking. AM.

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Suki: What are we doing?

MM: Wasting our lives.

Suki: I... meant for lunch-

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Chron: Is anyone going to tell me what in Notch is going on here?!

PM: Ermm- well- you see- we were-

Chron: Ahh I see. Got it- forget I asked-

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Isk: Gmish- calm down-

G: I can't calm down!! You need to calm UP!!

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Smol: Just be yourself and say something nice-

MM: Which one? I can't do both.

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PM: Does everyone know what they're doing?

Chron: In general, or the plan?

PM: The plan, Melon

Chron: //sigh of relief//

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Crooked, maybe: How do people not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm? What if they stub their toe? Like- golly gosh or good Notch won't cut it.

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//Basically the Hels dungeon//

PM: Uh- I got captured can someone help?

Isk: On my way!

//later//

Isk: I got caught- can someone get us out-

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Smol: Before I do something, I ask myself- "Would G do that?" And if it's not saving someone, and the answer is 'yes', I'm... not doing it.

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JB: I would've gotten here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people.

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FPM: Am I cool or what?

Malice: Of course you're pretty c-

Claret and Rose: What.

FPM: I said, 'Am I cool or wh-'

Rose: Yes, we heard you.

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