Chron: Uh- I'll go buy you a drink
G: Okay? Just remember I'm taken-
Chron, counting coins: Of course- I'll add them, and if we do that... then you two can get a large and I'll go get something small :)
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Isk, bursting into room: G-
Isk: I told MM I would cook for her as an apology
Isk: But it's obvious that I can't cook!!
G, halfway through pouring milk straight into cereal bag: Okay- how can I help?
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Crooked, searching on Google for the first time: How do ya bite a mosquito back?
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Random texter: READY TO PARTYYY???
MM: I'm sorry- new number who dis
Random texter: oh my god- Wrong contact- sorry ! Bye !
MM: Wait- come back-
MM: I wanna party-
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(In prison)
MM: I broke a guy's face in eighteen places-
MM: What're YOU in for?
G, remembering how he threw all the cucumbers from a grocery store: Uh-
G: bank... robbery.
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JB: I -uh- have two tickets to this movie-
MM: Great!
MM: You can go see it twice!
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PM: I erm- have two words to tell you-
Jing: Yes?
PM: I love you-
Jing, flustered: B-but that's three words-
PM, also flustered- and blushing: No... because you and I are one-
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Chron: I just want to do something that makes others happy..
Smol: You already are, though, wizard man!
Chron: I am?
Smol: By being our friend!
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(Ship in the future-)
G: I was attracted to you first -
Isk: Well, I confessed first-
G: But I asked you out first.
Isk: Well I said 'I love you' first-
G, getting down on a knee: I proposed first-
Isk: //buffering//
Isk: wAit- wHaT-
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FPM: So, what pose should I go for?
FPM: Flirty? Cold?
G, scowling: This is a mugshot.
FPM: Okay- but make sure you capture my good side, darling-
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(On communicator)
Chron: Next person to message is doing the dishes tonighj-
Chron: **tonight
Chron: .
Chron: Oh, fair enough. I'll do it. False alarm!
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PM: Get out of bed- It's morning! The sun's out!
Chron, still sleepy: What do you want me to do? Photosynthesize?
