Fundy, internally: I wonder what G is thinking about! They're so cool and mysterious!
G, internally: //wii music and screaming//
((Honestly though- the interactions are just.... *inhale*- uh what was that meme? :holds_gently: or something? Yeah, that-))
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Sally: It was for love.
Prof. Parrot: Cool motive, still murder.
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MM: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
JB: I'm pretending you're in jail.
MM: Why?
JB: It's spiritually healing.
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Prof. Parrot, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Sally, sarcastically: Heaven, of course!
Prof. Parrot: Oh...
Prof. Parrot:
Prof. Parrot: Didn't think you'd be here.
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MM: Shut up.
Chron: I didn't say anyth-
MM: You were thinking. It's annoying.
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G: I like your shirt!
Isk: Thanks- //remembers people like bad boys// I stole it- //remembers people also like nice guys// from an old man I was helping walk across the street -
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JB, leaving: I need to get some air...
Prof. Parrot: There's air in here?
JB: I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR!
Prof. Parrot: WHaT IS WRONG WITH mY aIR??
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JB: I'm so bored.
Sally: Ooh, why don't we play question/answer?
JB: What's that?
Sally: A game I learned from Poultry Man! I ask you a question and you answer it and then you ask me a question and I answer it. And we just keep going.
JB: That's called a conversation.
~~
//School AU//
G: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web-
Isk: You were too lazy to read the book?
G: I was too lazy to watch the movie-
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Pre-relationship Sally: Ew. Are you flirting?
Prof. Parrot: No... Unless it's working.
Sally: No! You look like Hannibal Lecter trying to take a s***.
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Smol: I just think that, for 5 bucks, they could blend a little bit better so I don't get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw-
Suki: Hey, that'd be a cool name for a band.
Smol: "Stuck In My Straw"?
Suki: "Strawberry Lumps".
Smol: Ooh- right-
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Isk: My skull feels a little sore.
G, pretending to be their nurse: Ah, yes. That's because your head was impacted by the verdiginal... oompa-loompa.
Isk:
Isk: Oh my, that... sounds serious-
G: Thank you-
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Sally: So, what's going on between you and MM? I'm sensing some tension.
Sally, later, to Prof. Parrot: I didn't sense any tension, I just wanted some drama and I figured JB and MM were a good start.
