(So, I found a site that generates incorrect quotes- and pasted them into a doc- so underlined words are early comments from G because they're ~gold~-))
Chron: Why are G and Isk sitting with their backs to each other?
MM: They had a fight
Chron: Then why are they holding hands?
MM: They get sad when they fight.
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G: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Isk: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Chron: I got distracted halfway through
MM: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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//G is... cooking? Pretty well?//
Isk: Any chance that's for me?
G: It's for MM. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
JB: I never realized the forethought in being a disappointment.
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G: There is no future. There is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that we insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet-
Isk:
Chron:
PM:
MM:
Smol:
Everyone at G's surprise b-day party:
Isk: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-
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PM: Favorite horror movie?
Isk: It
Chron: Saw
MM: Annabelle
G: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics-
(Should've been rated R for ready to be embarrassed in middle school.)
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G: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Isk: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Sally: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel-
MM: //cocks gun// Magic missile.
PM: eH-
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G: What does "take out" mean?
Isk: Food.
Chron: Dating.
MM: Murder.
Sally: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD-
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G: Bye Isk! Bye Chron! Bye PM! Bye MM! Bye Isk!
Chron: You said "Bye Isk" twice?
G: I like Isk-
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G: Wake me up...
Isk: Before you go!
Chron: When September ends...
MM: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
(G: actually no- SAVE MEEEEEEE)