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(So, I found a site that generates incorrect quotes- and pasted them into a doc- so underlined words are early comments from G because they're ~gold~-))

Chron: Why are G and Isk sitting with their backs to each other?

MM: They had a fight

Chron: Then why are they holding hands?

MM: They get sad when they fight.

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G: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Isk: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Chron: I got distracted halfway through

MM: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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//G is... cooking? Pretty well?//

Isk: Any chance that's for me?

G: It's for MM. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

JB: I never realized the forethought in being a disappointment.

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G: There is no future. There is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that we insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet-

Isk:

Chron:

PM:

MM:

Smol:

Everyone at G's surprise b-day party:

Isk: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-

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 PM: Favorite horror movie?

Isk: It

Chron: Saw

MM: Annabelle

G: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics-

(Should've been rated R for ready to be embarrassed in middle school.)

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G: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Isk: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Sally: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel-

MM: //cocks gun// Magic missile.

PM: eH-

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G: What does "take out" mean?

Isk: Food.

Chron: Dating.

MM: Murder.

Sally: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD-

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G: Bye Isk! Bye Chron! Bye PM! Bye MM! Bye Isk!

Chron: You said "Bye Isk" twice?

G: I like Isk-

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G: Wake me up...

Isk: Before you go!

Chron: When September ends...

MM: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

(G: actually no- SAVE MEEEEEEE)

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